Coffee That Hits First So You Don’t Have To.

Rich. Clean. Addictive. This Is Your New Coffee. One Cup And You’ll Know Why People Don’t Shut Up About It.
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BUILT FOR PEOPLE WHO RUN HOT

Some coffees whisper. Cranky Diesel Coffee hits like torque at low RPM and lets you know that it's go time!


Made for wrench turners, shop floor grinders, rig hands, late night fabricators, and anyone who runs wide open long after everyone else calls it.

If you live life under load, this is your fuel.

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Roasted Like We Owe You Money.

Every batch is roasted with the same mindset you bring to a tight-tolerance build. Heat, timing, and airflow. Every bean gets tuned until it hits spec and carries the flavour it was built for.
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If You Can’t Handle Power, This Isn’t Your Coffee

Cranky Diesel Coffee Doesn’t Ask Nicely For You to Wake Up. It Makes You.

  • FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T OVERTHINK COFFEE

    You don’t care where it was grown. You care that it tastes good, goes down easy, and gets you through the day.

    Cranky Diesel is roasted to be smooth, consistent, and dependable. No bitterness. No weird bite.Just a solid cup that does what it’s supposed to do and keeps moving until you’re done.

  • A Coffee Mug Is Always In Arms Reach

    You notice when a coffee is off.

    Our roasts are built with control and intention. Heat curves, timing, and development all matter because flavour should hit hard and finish clean.

    No burnt edges. No hollow cups. Just power where it belongs and smoothness where it counts.

  • YES, YOU WITH A SCALE AND A KETTLE

    You’re not wrong for caring.
    You just want the cup to behave.

    Every Cranky Diesel roast is developed to hold together under precision brewing. Defined flavour notes, Balanced extraction, and enough structure to stay interesting as it cools. It’s specialty-level coffee without the ego and room for you to dial it exactly how you like it.
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